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Top 10 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO
 | Annual breast exams are conducted at Hooters. |
 | Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." |
 | Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. |
 | The colon specialist is only available on his days off from Roto-Rooter. |
 | Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "An apple a day." |
 | The used needle receptacles have recycling symbols on them. |
 | Patient responsible for "200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo. |
 | Your Prozac comes in different colors with little "m's" on them. |
 | The radiation techs are wearing old Stormtrooper costumes. |
 | The only expense covered 100% is embalming. |
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