Sunday, July 16, 2006

Low self esteem? You've earned it!

Another rip-off from the kids at Enjoy!
Top 10 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO
Annual breast exams are conducted at Hooters.
Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
The colon specialist is only available on his days off from Roto-Rooter.
Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "An apple a day."
The used needle receptacles have recycling symbols on them.
Patient responsible for "200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.
Your Prozac comes in different colors with little "m's" on them.
The radiation techs are wearing old Stormtrooper costumes.
The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

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