Okay, so it's not my thyroid. Which is actually good news, right? Yes, it's definitely good news. Even though it does not necessarily feel like good news right now. Anywho. Everything's going to be fine. Just leave it to me. Or the Beaver. Whatever. I'm still searching for info, still trying to figure out where these symptoms are coming from. I guess it could be the Bubonic Plague. Cross your fingers for that. I hear you lose lots of weight if you have it. Of course, that's blood loss. But whatever. I'm not picky.