... I would tell you all about the amazing epiphany I've had about teaching these last few weeks.
... My story about recent boxing success would entertain and delight you.
... You'd get to read all about an encounter with my former self. Juicy.
... I would beg and beg you to send positive vibes for my students on April 8th for the math TAKS. (You still have to do that, btw.)
But, since I don't have it, all you get is this:
I do love you though. Just one more week until spring break.